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So Bad It's Good: Food Edition

The monkey at the bottom is, of course, completely necessary.

Salvador Dali Tattoos

I've posted Salvador-Dali inspired tattoos before, but I thought I'd post a little bit something extra in preparation for tomorrow's Halloween costume. Both pics are from BMEZine.

More Mispellings

Yes. Yes it is.

Awsome Mispellings

I guess they were just to cool to spellcheck.

UHF Tattoo

What I love most about this tattoo is that Weird Al himself said "Wow. Um… you know those things are permanent, right?" on his twitter account in response to it.

Even More Mario Tattoos

Shitty Tribal Tattoos

Tribal tattoos are, in general, a bad idea. They don't mean anything, and are usually just co-opted from other cultures. Plus you look like a gay pornstar when you have a lot of them.

The Many Forms of Mario

So I guess Wario would be a Covenant?

I'm sure Mario made his wrench-saber while deep in meditation, as per Jedi tradition.

Sonogram Tattoo

Not sure of the origins of this tattoo, but I think whoever got it was honoring a stillborn child or something like that. Either way its got beautiful shading that would be ruined should she ever actually get pregnant.

So Bad It's Good: Unicorn Edition

Sometimes, tattoos can be so bad they come out the other end and are good again. Sometimes, those tattoos have unicorns in them.

This is the sort of tattoo I would get if I went to prison and had to join the white-supremacist gang to survive.

Belly-Button As Sphincter

I'd just love to be a fly on the wall when this guy told his parents. "Son, what retarded desire did you have to turn your navel into an asshole for the rest of your life?"

I Guess He Really Likes That Band

Band tattoos are a tricky thing - choose poorly, and you're just setting yourself up to be mocked eternally for your bad taste in music.

'Nuff Said.

"Well, kids, when I was about your age, there was this singer called Britney Spears, and she shaved all her hair off... it was really funny at the time."

As much as I want to make fun of this tattoo, I'm too busy thinking about how awesome it would be to live in a country with Judas Priest rockin' out as the Founding Fathers on Mt. Rushmore.

"Originally I just kept putting a bunch of bumper stickers on my back, but I figured this would be cheaper in the long run."

Stupid Eye Tattoos

For the most part I've been posting good tattoos here, but awful ones are so much more interesting in their own right.

Like tattoos of eyes on different parts of your body. Because even though its stupid, pointless, and in certain cases horribly crass, it's actually a thing that people do a lot.

Winking Butt-Cleavage. For the rest of your life.

I guess if you're avidly into mooning people its funny to have a winking ass-face.

[Insert Obligatory Star Wars Quote]

By way of BMEzine.com comes a really creative Star-Wars/Salvador-Dali tattoo.

I really wanted a Star Wars tribute tattoo, and my artist really wanted to do one. I didn’t want anything overused or anything, like the insignia or a lightsaber, and I didn’t want a huge scene with ships and everything, so we decided to kind of create something. I liked the shape of the AT-AT walkers, but they were kind of beefy. I was thinking I wanted something more slender, like a Dali elephant, and here it is! I’m so happy with how it turned out, and I’m really glad to have something completely original on my body.

Just found this beautiful cutting of the original Dali painting - I'd love to see this healed.

And a simple tattoo that was supposedly done in prison - and quite likely the coolest tattoo to get while in there.

Deuce Seven Chooch Tattoo

The subcultures of graffiti and tattoos have always had a strong connection. Apparently this fantastic tattoo of a snooty train is based on a piece by the renowned graffiti artist Deuce Seven, though I can't for the life of me find the original.

Attack Ya Wit' A CAPTCHA

Amputee Tattoos

The only way this could be better is if he actually lost his arm to a Great White.

Everyone I show this picture to feels deeply uncomfortable at the sight of it, myself included.