He puts the Kiss in Kissinger

This here shirt is from Amorphia Apparel, which is cool enough, but seems to be (in some manner) connected with the Sir Critter, Hirsute History, Teach The Controversy and Science! lines of shirt designs which are all priceless. Well more like $18 or so each. But still very funny.

Holy Merchandising Deal, Batman!

Though already sold-out, this Robin hoodie is pretty cool. I'm sure etsy will have more of them in stock by Christmas time.

Baby Hand Soap

Because there's absolutely nothing creepy about washing your body with the hands of babies.

Lighter Cufflinks

CoolMaterial refers to itself as the site of "What Men Really Want." Looking at these lighter-cufflinks, I can definitely say that yes, it is. And for only $40, too.

To Boldly Go

Summon all the funk of Captain James Tiberius Kirk's scent for intergalactic poon-tang.

Pear-Buddha

Though its entirely in Spanish, this site has molds that you can use to grow pears into the shape of Buddhas.

Lumos!

I love this Magic Wand remote control that you use by actually waving around. It comes with about 14 different 'gestures' you can use to do almost anything a normal remote can. Their site is pretty nifty, too.